Monday, July 31, 2006

OTC Relief Products and the Placebo Effect

You know and we know that somewhere in the wide world, someone has already come up with this parody - you may have yourself. However, if you have not, we wish to enter our own bid. We have not yet eyeballed any of the news stories devoted to this phenomenon, this triumph of marketing and supposed efficacy of the placebo effect, we came up with this all on our own (to our no doubt everlasting shame.)

 

FROM THE MAKERS OF HEAD/ON, ACTIV/ON and FREED/HEM -

 

COMES A NEW PRODUCT -

 

 

HARD/ON

 

Apply directly to the penis! Apply directly to the penis! Apply directly to the penis!

 

AVAILABLE NOW AT FINER DRUGSTORES EVERYWHERE!

 

Peace. 

1 comment:

mutualaide said...

Oh geesh... where do you come up with this stuff?  Well, at least it's lighter reading!  LOL