Some John Mark Karr headlines and their cable news banners:
Karr's Father Also Named John -
Johnny Karr's Son
Karr Commandeers Vehicle, Flees -
Police Engage in High-Speed Karr Chase
Karr Flown from Thailand to Los Angeles -
Karr Spends First Night in Jail -
Karr Late Arriving in Boulder, Prosecutor Worried -
"Dude, Where's My Karr?"
Addendum - Jeff asks "Why should we Karr about all that? ;)"
and we just had to answer "We should care because we all love a Karrnival."
Addendum 2 - Jeff opines "Not all of us love Karrnivals. Some of us get Karr sick! ;)"
Not to be outdone, we were forced to drag out the black humor, and replied -
"You may not enjoy a Karr ride, but John Mark Karr evidently enjoys a slay ride."
How low can we go? Stay tuned.