Here are a number of Hallowe’en leftovers that caught my attention, and a few pre-Christmas items:
This picture demonstrates why so many people think that dogs are stupid - they willingly allow themselves to be dressed in silly outfits. The dogs are actually humoring their owners in hopes that someday they will wise up.
Ladies, if he can’t find it without this, it may be time to move on.
And now for those pre-Christmas specials that your kids won't be able to live without -
Britney Spears? Why would anyone want to smell like Britney Spears? The only person she could attract was K-Fed, and she’s dumping him!
An indoor helicopter. Now there’s a good idea. Think of the potential for humorous accidents.
Imagine - it's the evening of Christmas day - the kids are tucked in and sound asleep, and you and hubby want some ‘together time.’ In your anticipation, you forget to lock the bedroom door. As you settle in together, you hear an odd whirring sound -
Who thought THIS was a good idea?
There are also 2 other "Spy Gear" items, a digital spy camera and an Eye-Link Communicator with wrist keypads and headsets. Do we really want our 8-year olds turning into NSA bait?
The next two items fall into the category ‘small furry pet nightmares.’
If you own mice, hamsters, gerbils or guinea pigs (possibly even ferrets - hi, Lori), you may wish to forgo purchasing these items.
If one were to purchase this item, one might discover that this is not the only ass in the vicinity.
Part 2 to follow.