Wednesday, November 8, 2006

Bonnie's Catalog Curio Closet Part 1

Here are a number of Hallowe’en leftovers that caught my attention, and a few pre-Christmas items:

This picture demonstrates why so many people think that dogs are stupid - they willingly allow themselves to be dressed in silly outfits. The dogs are actually humoring their owners in hopes that someday they will wise up.

WTF?

Ladies, if he can’t find it without this, it may be time to move on.

And now for those pre-Christmas specials that your kids won't be able to live without -

Britney Spears? Why would anyone want to smell like Britney Spears? The only person she could attract was K-Fed, and she’s dumping him!

An indoor helicopter. Now there’s a good idea. Think of the potential for humorous accidents.

Imagine - it's the evening of Christmas day - the kids are tucked in and sound asleep, and you and hubby want some ‘together time.’ In your anticipation, you forget to lock the bedroom door. As you settle in together, you hear an odd whirring sound -

Who thought THIS was a good idea?

There are also 2 other "Spy Gear" items, a digital spy camera and an Eye-Link Communicator with wrist keypads and headsets. Do we really want our 8-year olds turning into NSA bait?

The next two items fall into the category ‘small furry pet nightmares.’

If you own mice, hamsters, gerbils or guinea pigs (possibly even ferrets - hi, Lori), you may wish to forgo purchasing these items.

If one were to purchase this item, one might discover that this is not the only ass in the vicinity.

Part 2 to follow.

Peace.

5 comments:

queenb8261 said...

Awesome entry.  I love it.
Barb  

mymaracas said...

My boys have one of those helicopters, too. And if you think the Christmas ornament is creepy, try having something similar to a giant dragonfly following you around the house. At least there's no spy camera on it. I hope.

Vicki

mtrib2 said...

I enjoyed your commentary on teaching kids that spying into rooms is cool!    Disposable batteries by the ton.    mark

mutualaide said...

Oh Good Lord, I'm sitting here laughing my ass off ... and no, it is not because I'm an ass!

fitzzer said...

Oh my gosh, I so needed a good laugh and you did it! Thank you, thank you. Priceless entries you two!