Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Killer News!

This will come as a shock to many people, but things are not always as they seem. The recent gaffe by News Corporation in regard to a certain book and television interview has been instrumental in bringing to light some new information that sheds a completely different light on two celebrity trials that, within recent memory, absorbed the nation. If it happened, here's how it happened:

"Say, Bob, I have this little problem that you might be able to help me with ..."

"Oh yeah, O.J.? What's that?"

"Whisper, whisper ..."

"Sure, O.J., I'll take a stab at it."

Some time later:

 

"O.J., remember that little matter I helped you with? Now I need your help."

"Sure, Bob, I'm always willing to help a friend. Whattaya need?"

"Whisper, whisper ..."

"You bet, Bob. I'll take a shot at it."

 

(Note: this is strictly satire. In no way are we imputing any guilt whatsoever.)

Peace.

Bonnie and Walt

3 comments:

queenb8261 said...

Hilarious.  Thanks for sharing.
Hugs, Barb  

mtrib2 said...

Robert Blake's innocent verdict is a little more murky than O.J.'s.   In O.J.'s case this new book only seals his guilt to the n'th degree.    The backing off of Fox/Murdock on airing the book during sweep's week is telling of greed of media.   O.J.'s statement of 'I have never seen so much blood' comes directly from his real observation.    It is chilling!     mark

mutualaide said...

ROFLMAO!!!!