This will go down as one of my all-time favorites:
Incoming cloud forces Bush into safe bunker
Julian Borger in Washington
Friday, April 29 2005
President George Bush was bundled into an underground bunker, Dick Cheney was evacuated to an "undisclosed location" and heavily armed secret servicemen took up defensive positions when a fast-moving cloud scudded towards the White House, it was reported yesterday.
(Article continued on The Guardian's website.)
It reminds me of the Conan O'Brien show where Triumph the Insult Comic Dog was shown doing the weather report on a local Hawaiian news station:
"Oh, my, Hawaii is threatened by . . . . . clouds!"
It would be damned difficult to make this stuff up.