You're Really Going to Hate Me For These

     Thanx, AOL.

 

What unfortunate event occurred when a famous French author sold his hens to a neighbor?

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The chickens came home to Proust.

 

 

 

What is an alternative name for avian flu?

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Chicken croup.

 

 

 

What caused all the fuss at the coronation in the Principality of Monaco?

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Prince Albert was in the can.

 

Sorry about that. Peace.