Saturday, April 23, 2005

It's Only Because I Need the Money . . .

My wife occasionally shuns me because at times I can be totally tasteless . . . here, I'll prove it . . .

ATTENTION ALL TABLOIDS AND FOX NEWS!

I am now putting the finishing touches on my autobiography, to be entitled:

I Was the Tortured Sex Slave of a Transracial Pedophile

I am accepting any and all offers. Thank you.

Peace.

3 comments:

sistercdr said...

After I quit giggling, let me compliment your wife on being a smart woman.

fuzslady said...

HEEEH TELL YOUR WIFE I SAID GOOD FOR HER.

HUGS
JENNIFER

http://journals.aol.com/fuzslady/justme

queenbigo said...

LMAOOOOOOOOO!!!  You should know by now women are always right.  Now I'll duck from the flying tomatoes.  :)

Big O.