This meme seems to be spreading through J-land like an oil slick, and it finally touched my shore today, courtesy of Brandie of Brandie's World, so I guess I'll take a shot at it.
7 Things I Hope To Do Before I Die
>Finish a story
>Buy a house on a small plot of land
>Discover the secret of true interspecies communication
>Realize that humanity has finally come to its senses
>See the future
7 Things I Can Do
>Be mildly entertaining
>Laugh at myself
>Cook outdoors and indoors
>Exhibit patience and focus, and stand steadfast when it really matters
>Play the guitar
>Wash dishes and windows
>Be an enormous pain in the ass
7 Things I Can't Do
>Suffer fools gladly
>Protect loved ones from all tribulation
>Eat fried bologna
7 Things That Attract Me To The Opposite Sex
>Average good looks
>A sense of humor
>An appreciation of my sense of humor
>Willingness to tolerate living with a male
7 Things I Say Most Often
>No shit, Sherlock!
>What's up with that, then?
>Oh, come on!
>What did I say that sounded like ...
>Sounds like fun
>Those were the days
>I may be old, but I'm not dead!
7 Celebrity Crushes
>Oh, come on! I'm too old to have celebrity crushes.
7 People I Want To Do This
>I can't believe there are 7 people left who haven't already done this.