The Amazing Race was . . . amazing.
Shows I'd really like to see someday:
The Amazing Pace - Teams stride from Bangor to San Diego on foot. Whichever team arrives first wins.
American Idle - Children of the filthy rich vie to see who can accomplish the least and spend the most in the time allotted.
America's Next Fop Model - Another girl crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
Extreme Takeover - Whoever conquers a small, militarily backward country with the least personnel, ordnance and funds gets to rule the country.
Fanny 911 - Need I say more?
The Pretender - Whichever humbug manages to use the most fraudulent means to win is elected President.
Rob and Amber Get Divorced - a 2-hour special.
The Wimple Life - Paris Hilton and friend get themselves to a nunnery.