Malcolm's Tip of the Day:
This tip is especially for anyone who has peripheral neuropathy - when putting a gallon of milk into the refrigerator, it is always better to place it upon a flat surface instead of standing in front of the open refrigerator door with the gallon still in the bag. The cheap plastic bag is sure to tear, dropping the gallon of milk directly onto your foot, causing you to roar like the adult Simba and disturb neighbors for miles around. Plus, your foot will swell up like a balloon and will make walking doubly difficult.
This has been Malcolm's Tip of the Day, #1 in a planned series.