"There, you're birthed! It's finally over."
No.
"What do you mean, no? You're complete. You told me so. There's no more to do. Can I eat now? Can I sleep now? It's been damn near 36 hours. Coffee is not food, you know."
You snuck off and ate a can of soup. Don't think that because you turn off the laptop I don't know what you're doing. I exist in your head, you know. Now post me.
"What?! I never post newborns immediately. They have to mature first."
Post me.
"Look, I can't. I have to post the first ever Diatom and explain its genesis."
POST ME. POST ME NOW.
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May I suggest solid foods? --Albert, another coffee addict and early riser
PS: I see NJLB has discovered you, he's a pal of mine. Cool!
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