Tuesday, March 1, 2005

Tiny Tyranny

"There, you're birthed! It's finally over."


"What do you mean, no? You're complete. You told me so. There's no more to do. Can I eat now? Can I sleep now? It's been damn near 36 hours. Coffee is not food, you know."

You snuck off and ate a can of soup. Don't think that because you turn off the laptop I don't know what you're doing. I exist in your head, you know. Now post me.

"What?! I never post newborns immediately. They have to mature first."

Post me.

"Look, I can't. I have to post the first ever Diatom and explain its genesis."


1 comment:

lamove04 said...

May I suggest solid foods?  --Albert, another coffee addict and early riser

PS: I see NJLB has discovered you, he's a pal of mine.  Cool!