Bonnie insisted that I transcribe the following vignette, Creator alone knows why:
Mal went to bed somewhere around 6:00 pm and fell into a sound sleep (helped along by a few shots). I knew that he would want me to wake him up for Letterman, because he gets mildly annoyed when I don't (he tries not to show it, but I can tell), so I entered the bedroom and the following conversation took place -
"Honey? .......... Honey?"
One eye cracks open. "Hmmmmmm?"
"Letterman's going to be on. Did you want to watch it?"
"What time is it?"
"Do you think he's going to feature the Second Coming or the resignation of Bush?"
"Mmmm. ..... Screw it."
"I'll wake you for Countdown."
The eye closes.
Oh, and remember: you can't spell 'a$$hole' without the letters aol.