How to tell if a stoner's been indulging ... amaze him or her with a little-known fact - you'll receive one of two responses, depending on the stoner's state:
You: "Hey, your hair's on fire."
Stoner: 1. "Oh, wow, man."
2. "Ooooohhhh, wooooow, maaaaaaaaan."
Aging hippie's benison: "May all your drugs be recreational."
Thanx, one and all, for the good wishes, the eye tracks, the cookies and brownies. We're both as full as full can be, and "Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, woooooooooooooow, maaaaaaaaaaannnnnnn!"