Friday, November 11, 2005

Uh-Oh

(news flash - for immediate release)

(source - Al Jazeera Television)

JACKO RENOUNCES AMERICAN CITIZENSHIP

(translation follows - "Jacko renounces American citizenship ... ")

SELLS NEVERLAND RANCH

("sells Neverland Ranch ...")

TRANSFERS CITIZENSHIP TO BAHRAIN

("transfers citizenship to Bahrain")

 

In an unrelated story, Bahrainian authorities are currently searching for a number of children who have recently gone missing. Many of them were apparently last seen in the company of a thin, rather short, pasty-looking man. Eyewitnesses have stated that the man was wearing sunglasses, a curious blazer adorned with epaulets and medals, appeared to be carrying a large blanket and a 12-pack of Coca-Cola, and walked with an unusual sliding gait. Authorities are exceedingly anxious to question this individual.

30

Peace.

3 comments:

jcrazytrain said...

LOL OMG creepy hahahahaa D

ckays1967 said...

this is just wrong....

sick and wrong.

funny....but wrong.

gdireneoe said...

LMAO...now that's just wrong! ;)  C.  http://journals.aol.com/gdireneoe/thedailies